Monday, November 28, 2005


noun. When Bennifer, Brangelina, TomKat, and Vaughinston can't be found, get thy camera-wielding ass in front of a panda pronto.

Real citation: "A confession: Our distaste at the pandarazzi popping flash pics of Butterstick was momentarily outweighed by the desperate need to document his mind-melting adorability."
("Butterstick Live," Nov. 21, 2005, Wonkette,

Made-up citation: "Every time a panda eats a member of the pandarazzi, an angel earns the right to sodomize a koala."

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