adj. 1. Full of many fine citizens who are sexually-stimmed by balloons. 2. Full of garden-variety, batshit-nutty wackjobs of no particular fetish or faith.
Please list all the materials required for this experiment (including, if applicable, how they were obtained).
One fabulous outfit
One looner-laden balloon fetish event
Balloons (provided at the event), including one giant green balloon (also provided at the event)
(Rev. Jen Miller, "I Did It for Science," Nerve, http://www.nerve.com/regulars/ididitforscience/revjen/004/)
Made-up citation: "As the Bible says, 'a looner-laden workplace is preferable to a leprechaun-laden men's room.'"