adj. Mega-schnockered; mega-lubricated; mega-marinated; mega-blotto; mega-woo-hoo!
Real citation: "Its eiother that or get mega fuckered on Booze"
Made-up citation: "In my small start-up religion, we teach morals and standards. We also believe the world was designed and manufactured by a mega-fuckered monkey with a migraine, which explains a lot."