noun. A woman--according to certain judges and deities.
Real citation: "Sorry gals, you're just organic breeding vats, wholly owned by Husband, Inc. You are commanded to get over it. And fetch me some coffee."
(NTodd, "Axlotl Tanks," Oct. 31, 2005, http://www.dohiyimir.org/2005/10/axlotl_tanks.html)
Made-up citation: "Someday, my little girl is going to be the first organic breeding vat to kick in the NFL. If we're blessed!"