non-brain-hurty

adj. Easy on the ol' corpus callosum.

Real citation: "Thanks Brian! :) Incidentally, you won. "hello world".println() has bit the dust. We're now the non-brain-hurty version of println("hello world"). I'm sure further down the line if we twist bob's arm he might figure out how to make parentheses optional so that: println "hello world" will be possible to make it a little less noisy."
(James Strachan, Oct. 30, 2003, http://kasparov.skife.org/blog-live/src/groovy/trying-groovy.writeback)

Made-up citation: "After a mere four beers, I am capable of performing only the most non-brain-hurty activities, like skipping and drooling. And more drinking."