Wednesday, November 09, 2005


adj. Hot; sponge-worthy; boink-worthy; fuckable; tie-to-the-bedable; conjugalicious.

Real citation: "My poor keelhauled heart is a tattered vessel now. He used to crack wise about her thick ankles, smiling like a leopard. But watching his eyes poodle after her Manolo Blahniks on that Milan runway, I knew he still found her only too mattressable."
(Rob McClure Smith, "Masonry,"

Made-up citation: "I don't feel very mattressable these days, but I'm still park-benchable, ladies!"

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