noun. If Christ had crucified in a microwave...
Real citation: "Todd was sentenced to eight years in prison, but in a soapy act of insta-redemption, was pardoned for his crimes when he saved Marty, Jessica and C.]. Roberts from a car crash."
Made-up citation: "Just as Easy Cheese only partly resembles cheese, insta-redemption may not be chock full o' redeeming goodness."