sweet holy mother of my neighbor’s cat

exclamation. A sweeter, holier, mother-ier, neighborlier, cattier version of "holy shit!"

Related terms: sweet holy mother of a rabid squirrel’s acorn, sweet holy mother of all graces, sweet holy mother of all that is good and sacred, sweet holy mother of all that is pure, sweet holy mother of all things holy, sweet holy mother of Allah/Jesus, sweet holy mother of BLAM!, sweet holy mother of blasphemous invectives, sweet holy mother of bleeding Jesus, sweet holy mother of Bob, sweet holy mother of bunnies, sweet holy mother of chocolate cake, sweet holy mother of Christ, sweet holy mother of disgust, sweet holy mother of Divine Jesus, sweet holy mother of dog, sweet holy mother of friggin’ mercy, sweet holy mother of fucking shit, sweet holy mother of fug, sweet holy mother of ganja, sweet holy mother of Gawd, sweet holy mother of George, sweet holy mother of God in velvet trousers, sweet holy mother of goodness, sweet holy mother of jeebus, sweet holy mother of Leo Fender, sweet holy mother of merciful God almighty, sweet holy mother of mercy, sweet holy mother of Moses, sweet holy mother of muck, sweet holy mother of peaches, sweet holy mother of pearl, sweet holy mother of Plame, sweet holy mother of Saint Francis of Assisi, sweet holy mother of Satan, sweet holy mother of spork, sweet holy mother of the force, sweet holy mother of the hills.

Real citation: "we have ignore lists on this thing? Sweet holy mother of my neighbours cat! I think I'll go read the faq & such for a change and maybe fiddle around a bit with my cp..."
(Abbadon, Jan. 29, 2004, http://www.pcguide.com/vb/archive/index.php/t-27545.html)

Made-up citation: "Sweet holy mother of my neighbor’s cat...is that genetic?"