Monday, July 11, 2005

non-Depends demographic

noun. Young’uns who have graduated from the first diaperiffic phase of life but not yet ascended to phase two of pants-oriented poo poo.

Real citation: "Of course, Charlie Gibson has two daughters. Which probably doubled the number of evening-news viewers in the non-Depends demographic."
("More 25-to-54-Year-Old Americans Get Their News From ABC News," Gawker,

Made-up citation: “I’m looking for a non-dreckful, non-schmuckish, non-basics-neglecting, non-autoerotic-asphyxiating hermaphrodude in the non-Depends demographic. Good family values are a plus too.”

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