noun. Pervage; pervosity; perviliciousness.
Real citation: "Rufus, my lover and best pal, has some new friends at his house: Scorch the Beanie Baby dragon, Reptar, and urfus the rubber rat. I'm sure they will blossom in pervertitude under his care."
(Fnord Prefect Fnord, Sept. 2, 1999, http://groups-beta.google.com/group/soc.subculture.bondage-bdsm/msg/35f7e926bc6d6750)
Made-up citation: "Doris deplores dicksmackitude, and Betty begats buttmunchitude, but Pauline prefers pervertitude."