noun. Ew. And ick. And yikes. And ew.
Related terms: bum-shaggery, corpse shaggery, extramarital shaggery, post-shaggery, rock-star-shaggery, sheep-shaggery.
Real citation: "Highlights are the epic-sounding, Turkish-flavoured Mynd Mewn Cylchoedd, the darkly oppressive Pwy S'isio Bod Yn Fawr?, and the spitting, bilingual Cymraeg - Inglish. At his worst, however, as on the nursery rhyme chipmunk-shaggery of Un Bys Yn Bawd, he veers perilously close to being irritating."
(Joe Goodden, "Blaen Troedar," Jan. 19, 2004, http://www.bbc.co.uk/wales/music/sites/content/pages/
Made-up citation: "As the Bible says, 'If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in the rectory. And if you can't keep it in the rectory, try chipmunk-shaggery.'"