girl-lizard

noun. That magical creature that girls, women, amazons, goddesses, and smurfettes drain when they pee.

Real citation: "After draining my girl-lizard in the very clean Brooks Brothers bathroom, we left and headed to Grand Central Station."
(Rev. Jen Miller, "I Did It for Science, Experiment: How to Marry a Millionaire," Nerve, http://www.nerve.com/regulars/ididitforscience/revjen/006/)

Made-up citation: "In med school, I learned that correlation does not imply causation, fembots don’t have girl-lizards, and there’s a big difference between a hermaphrodude and a humanzee.”