noun. This indicates either a Code Orange plumber's crack situation or just any crappy state of affairs that has been colorfully described.
Related terms: smoking-crackitude.
Real citation: "Edited to add: My apologies for the quality of the photo. My digicam is the height of asscrackitude but I can't afford to buy a better one. So you'll just all have to suffer along with me."
("My Skanky Fridge is My Altar," Feb. 23, 2004)
Made-up citation: "As the Bible says, 'Dudes with asscrackitude are rude, but hos with golf pros are discerning young professionals.'"