Thursday, July 07, 2005


adj. Scary. Deathly. Gray. Pale. Leper-y. Zombie-like. Gruesome-ish. Ew.

Real citation: "At the Pier, Rebecca enjoys the feeling of the sun on her recently-released-from-the-crypt face, and says that she can't believe "Sandy Cohen" is living in Newport. "
(Jessica, "The Second Chance," page 3, Television Without Pity,

Made-up citation: "'Recently-released-from-the-crypt isn't an adjective I want to see on my shampoo bottle, cereal box, or medical file."

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