Thursday, June 24, 2010


noun. Such a tragic, senseless act. Wouldn't your-mom-icide be better?

Real citation: "Hanging on the front porch, watching it rain. Seriously pondering woodchuck-icide - 2 bean bushes and a tomato plant taken down to roots #fb"
(June 10, 2010, Bill Jankowski, Twitter,

Made-up citation: "I could never commit woodchuck-icide. Never! My killing sprees have given you the wrong idea."

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