noun. At least when the end comes, we'll be able to laugh at its haircut.
Real citation: "@jeyberg74 Ack, the poodle-pocalypse!"
(May 12, 2010, Twitter, http://twitter.com/aaronpolson/status/13864145038)
Made-up citation: "No one knows exactly what a poodle-pocalypse is or why it has been foretold for minutes, except this: no allergies. Sweet."