Real citation: "@Ravin_robboo haha u like my patriotic-ification? haha i was bored"
(June 7, 2010, Lizzy XP, Twitter, http://twitter.com/liizzzyyyy96/status/15652896656)
Made-up citation: "Do you like the patriotic-ification of my junk? I tattooed the flag on my left ball. I'm saving the right for a portrait of Reagan, FYI."