noun. Can man-vajazzling fix this?
Real citation: "@jjfugleberg Thanks man. I'm glad to have joined the ranks of old-balls-itude. How's Kentucky today?"
(Feb. 5, 2010, John Nelson, Twitter, http://twitter.com/johnnelson1/statuses/8689000886)
Made-up citation: "It never bugs me to contemplate my old-balls-itude. I just thank Jesus he spared me--for one more day--the prospect of laminated-balls-itude."