noun. A device that, for some reason, keeps beeping as I talk about my anal bleaching and how the whitening of my cornhole makes me feel.
Real citation: "@SimonBishop Colour me utterly fucking horrified. Is your too-much-information-ometer malfunctioning?"
(June 19, 2010, Sarah Boo Shoe, Twitter, http://twitter.com/Scaraboo/status/16562606883)
Made-up citation: "The world would be a better place with affordable too-much-information-ometers. They could prevent me from telling you the full, unvarnished truth about my pee-pee."