Thursday, June 17, 2010

meditate-bate

verb. Bashing the Buddha.

Real citation: "(646):
I tried to meditate and ended up masturbating.
(646-1):

You mean you meditate-bated."
(June 15, 2010, Best Sexts Ever, http://bestsextsever.tumblr.com/post/700551797/646-i-tried-to-meditate-and-ended-up)

Made-up citation: "I've never had the patience to meditate-bate. Well, maybe some quick prayer-bation on Sunday."

1 comment:

nickspoon said...

I'm disappointed at the missed opportunity for portmanteau. 'Medibate' would be far better.