noun. Sometimes a clusterfuck and a fuckin' catastrophe have a beautiful baby bumblefuck.
Real citation: "Nuking the oil spill... Totally sensationalizing an already sensational Clust-tastrophe of the highest order."
(June 3, 2010, Andrew Contreras, Twitter, http://twitter.com/andrewrama/status/15327594950)
Made-up citation: "I've gotten to the point where I expect every first date to be a clust-tastrophe. If it turns out to be only a crapocalypse, I'm so relieved."