noun. An expert in the only science that involves pasties.
Real citation: "@CashMcIntosh well excuse me mr strip-club-ologist and we should!"
(Dec. 2, 2009, MFgreatest, Twitter, http://twitter.com/MFgreatest/statuses/6279344449)
Made-up citation: "Can a Festivus pole be used as a stripper's pole? Better call the strip-club-ologist..."