noun. Pie-pocalypse now! Oh, the pie-manity!
Real citation: "@chickenprincess oh no! What was the narrowly-avoided pie-saster?"
(Nov. 25, 2009, Lisa, Twitter, http://twitter.com/ParentStudent/statuses/6092242917)
Made-up citation: "I can't take another holiday pie-saster... What am I doing wrong? Did I include too much orphan powder, or what?"