noun. A moment of dumpling-derived joy that could result in pregnancy.
Real citation: "@sinewave77 Are you trying to give me a dumplingasm?"
(Dec. 9, 2009, Sarah Stanton, Twitter, http://twitter.com/mallardbranx/status/6492051513)
Made-up citation: "My sister gave me three dumplingasms! Is that a crime against nature or what?"