noun. A quality that cannot be found in nubile young orcs.
Real citation: "Leftoverpalooza rounds out the holiday weekend nicely. Now fixing my gaze on Xmas, psyching up for jolly-old-elf-edness & roast beast."
(Nov. 29, 2009, Charlie Toft, Twitter, http://twitter.com/beer_guy/statuses/6187977970)
Made-up citation: "I admire your jolly-old-elf-edness! I would admire it more if you were not a 29-year-old Cylon."