Saturday, December 05, 2009


verb. A process that can only be undertaken by the CIA, my nemesis Dr. Vargas, or a girlfriend. That's a pretty exclusive club.

Real citation: "Girlfriend-ifying the boyfriend's room. He's going to get a surprise when he gets home. The drumkit stays though. For now."
(Nov. 19, 2009, Erin Van Der Meer, Twitter,

Made-up citation: "My bathtub could definitely use a solid girlfriend-ifying. Or a terrorist attack with anthrax. One or the other."

1 comment:

ErinLVee said...

It's important to note that girlfriend-ifying does not simply mean cleaning. It's much more complex than that, sort of invading a boyfriend dominated space but not neccessarily in a negative way. Involves the placing of objects and rearranging.