noun. A holiday drink I'd be willing to mainline immediately.
Real citation: "Scotch Nog. This is the best idea I've had since Kwanza-ritas."
(Dec. 8, 2009, Michelle Wood, Twitter, http://twitter.com/EmLaRue/status/6479084067)
Made-up citation: "In my family, Festivus isn't complete without a Kwanza-rita and a big straw."