Kenneth-onomist

noun. Someone well-versed in the ways of Kenneth the page. Or any Kenneth (for example, "Kenneth the Barbarian")

Real citation: "'Special K'. More devoted Tracy-ologists (or Kenneth-onomists) will probably remember exactly when he used this before, but all I have is a vague memory that he did at some point."
(Dec. 11, 2009, Television Without Pity, http://forums.televisionwithoutpity.com/index.php?s=&showtopic=3191546&view=findpost&p=12443341)

Made-up citation: "It usually takes years to be a respected Kenneth-onomist, but for $700 and sexual favors to be named later, I can get you on the fast track."