noun. Sometimes a turdface and a buttface cannot be distinguished.
Real citation: "*sigh* a friend of mine that I admire told me I write like a freshman in highschool. Oh.. the drama of it all!
(June 22, 2005, http://alisasramblings.wordpress.com/2005/06/22/)
Made-up citation: "As the Bible says, 'Blessed be the God who has not created me a heathen, a slave, or a turdbuttface.'"