adj. Craven and whiny and so sad.
Real citation: "Just because Steve C. won't update his blog is no reason for you two simps to keep simp-simp-simpering your simperiffic drivel on every website you can find that's vaguely related to the University of Idaho."
(dr. q, Feb. 5, 2007, http://myownpublicidaho.blogspot.com/2007/02/anything-other-than-academic-writing.html)
Made-up citation: "When he hears the buzzer, my dog goes into full-blown simperiffic mode, praying to the grabass gods that the visitor is his friend Jed."