Thursday, April 19, 2007

metric monkeyload

noun. A bit larger than a metric monkey-poo-load.

Related terms: metric buttload, metric assload, metric arseload, metric heinie-load, metric bootyload, metric poop-load, metric poo-load, metric shitload, metric crapload, metric turdload, metric fuckload, metric boatload, metric truckload, metric smurfload, metric cuntload, metric dickload, metric cockload, metric pantload, metric pantsload, metric jesus-load.

Real citation: "Looking at my Netflix Queue right now, I have about a metric monkeyload of Saiyuki to wade through before I get anything else. Maybe... I should give Sanzo less priority."
(May 12, 2006,

Made-up citation: "My age? Somewhere between 28 and a metric monkeyload."

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