adj. Douchebags aren't made in a day, you know.
Real citation: "then i was walking around in like the strange part of town with some blue road-esque cabins, and ted and i came across all kinds of old friends, like howard crane and bill wright and adam moutafis (pre-douchebaggery i guess because we were chatting away with him like he was a decent kid)."
(mrs. helen victoria sadiwnyk, Aug. 22, 2006, http://porcelina37.livejournal.com/115321.html?thread=142969)
Made-up citation: "To find the pre-douchebaggery period of some people, you have to go back to preschool."