brain-hurtitude

noun. An owie of the mind--though not of the neurodoublefucked kind.

Real citation: "Those susceptible to brain-hurtitude are better off avoiding this thread."
(homullus, Dec. 10, 2002, http://forums.puzzlepirates.com/community/mvnforum/viewthread?thread=6679)

Made-up citation: "Zen koans like 'Does a dog have Buddha nature?' create a most enlightening brain-hurtitude. Moooooooooo."