noun. Not recommended by cardiologists.
Real citation: "Yep, you guessed it, Tarantino just isn't cool enough to call it 'Complete bullshit heart-blower-upper rib cage smack down no jutsu'."
(KhanFusion, May 16, 2004, http://www.inksandwich.com/forum/archive/index.php?t-2113.html)
Made-up citation: "There's heartbreakers and then there's heart-blower-uppers. I am the latter. And crack is not whack."