noun. Modesty schmodesty.
Real citation: "I'm getting carried away, as I often do when I start talking about the bags. The news is that there is now a whole line of this sex enhancement gear, including hoods, bondage bags with internal confinement for the arms, two-legged open-crotch bags, double-zippered sleepsacks, and bodyform catsuits that leave the arms and legs free to move while completely encasing them in heavenly spandexitude."
(David Steinberg, "Of Blood, Spandex, and Lesbian Enjoyment," nearbycafe.com/loveandlust/steinberg/erotic/cn/cn22.html)
Made-up citation: "As I write this, I'm writhing in full spandexitude for my web cam."