adj. No suckwads here. Really.
Real citation: "I just wanted to drop by and let you know that Chris DOES in fact STILL suck. I figured maybe you were wondering if he is OFF the suckwad list yet. That maybe he got better and he is now by some miracle cool, therefore it's OK to have his gay ass picture on your myspace. Unfortunately, there is not a miracle BIG enough to make Chris cool/non-suckwadish."
(Rachael, May 18, 2006, http://184.108.40.206/search?q=cache:A1B3_yKAEb4J:profile.myspace.com/index.cfm%3Ffuseaction%3Duser.viewprofile%26friendid%3D8702840+suckwadish&hl=en&gl=us&ct=clnk&cd=1)
Made-up citation: "Being non-suckwadish is 98% of good teaching."