adj. Caused by upfucked, fucked-up, and majorly motherfucked people, places, and things.
Real citation: "Despite all of the above, and the general state of upfuckery-induced madness suffered by most of the band at the moment, the tour IS going ahead. And we are still looking forward to it. Hoorah!"
(Vic, May 30, 2002, http://www.waterglass.co.uk/diary.htm)
Made-up citation: "If all the upfuckery-induced portions of the federal budget were cut, we'd have the cash for national health care, a decent school system, and a harem in every garage."