Monday, September 19, 2005

Christ on a whole wheat cracker

exclamation. A wholesome, wheaty, cracktacular alternative to "Christ on a crutch!" or "Christ in a Christmas tree!"

Related terms: Christ on a cracker, Jesus Christ on a whole wheat cracker, Jesus H. Breakdancing Christ on a whole wheat cracker.

Real citation: "Christ On a Whole Wheat Cracker"
(Jesus Elasmobranchius, April 19, 2003, http://www.poe-news.com/forums/sp.php?si=31&fi=000021084&ti=1000519883&pi=1000519883)

Made-up citation: "Christ on a whole wheat cracker! That's some ham on wheat sammich."

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