adj. Good, holy, pure, and of the lord--and not at all breastacious.
Related terms: post-Janet-Jackson's-breast.
Real citation: "The BDEA is the anti-Janet-Jackson's-nipple bill that would make broadcasters liable for fines of up to $500,000 for any obscene, indecent or profane material they disseminate. Every congressman who voted for it should have his or her name engraved on a brass plaque on the Monument to Cowardice."
(Garrison Keillor, "Talk about obscenity," Sept. 14, 2005, Salon, salon.com/opinion/feature/2005/09/14/keillor_indecent/index.html)
Made-up citation: "U.S. Aid to Anti-Janet-Jackson's-nipple Rebels: The Reagan Doctrine and Its Pitfalls"