noun. Not a title many fathers hope their little girls attain.
Real citation: "Houstonians are hiding their faces over reports that residents of the Bayou City were big viewers of the premier of "The Anna Nicole Show" on cable television. Some tried to put a good spin on the high viewership for the Princess of Porkitude."
(Paul Freeman, Aug. 12, 2002, http://fenrir.com/free_stuff/columns/cove/cove-148.htm)
Made-up citation: "The Princess of Porkitude and the Baron of Batshit were very happy together in New Jersey."