Saturday, September 03, 2005


noun. Hanky-stanky-panky of a particularly assy sort.

Related words: badassitude, smartassitude, lardassitude, kickassitude, fatassitude, suckassitude, wiseassitude, dumbassitude, numb-assitude, pompous-assitude, stick-up-assitude, pain-in-the-assitude, halfassitude, punkassitude, slackassitude, big-assitude, tight-assitude, super-bad-assitude, Fortress of Assitude.

Real citation: "Me and Jamie Dollar were trying to fix a hard IZ in Bravo flight. They had 2 campers onsite, plus our guards, and I'm not exactly sure what was going on with the camper folks, but I'm sure it was no good. I remember a mix of males and females on site. We had the site lights on, had finished fixing the problem (bent the sensitive switch in the A-CKT, and I was taking a leak by the parapet wall. Next thing I know, the site lights go out, and I'm staring outside the gate at what appears to be a lit cigarrete. I hear M-16's charging to the other side of me. I did the sane thing and layed down in the gravel with my fly undone. Beautiful. The cop flight chief had snuck up on the site to see what kind of grabassitude was going on with the camper folks, and decided to get cute."
(Mac, Dec. 16, 2003,

Made-up citation: "Since the world is full of unwanted grabassitude, my daughter will be armed to the teeth and deadly to the touch--she'll be like a combination of Buffy the Vampire and a tank, if Betty and I raise her right."

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