Tuesday, October 26, 2004


noun. A proud champion of the most vicious (yet delicious) crustacean of them all.

Real citation: “Boozy lobster-liberator Edward Furlong signs on for the indie film Jimmy & Judy. Good to see crime hasn't slowed his career.”
(“Trade Round-up: Desperate Housewives Save ABC,” Defamer, Oct. 4, 2004, http://www.defamer.com/topic/trade-roundup-desperate-housewives-save-abc-022638.php)

Made-up citation: "As soon as I found out what demented, territorial pee-bags lobsters are, I decided against a career as a lobster-liberator and went into dentistry."

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