Thursday, October 28, 2004

Doofus-in-Chief

noun. 1. George W. Bush. 2. Any President.

Related terms: Appointed Doofus, Chimp-in-Chief, Deceiver-in-Chief, Deserter-in-Chief, Dictator-in-Chief, Failure-in-Chief, Fundraiser-in-Chief, Holy-Roller-in-Chief, Marionette-in-Chief, Panderer-in-Chief, Pretender-in-Chief, Squatter-in-Chief

Real citation: "Now that Shrub has given up any pretense of impartiality in the Israeli-Palestinian struggle, who knows? It’s just another of the many ways in which our National Guard deserter Doofus-in-Chief has made the world a far more dangerous place for Americans than it would be if an adult were making decisions. "
(Jerry Bowles, "Just Because You're Paranoid Doesn't Mean They Aren't Really Trying to Get You," March 3, 2003, http://www.bestoftheblogs.com/2003_03_03_bestof.html)

Made-up citation: "On October 24, 2002, the U.S. Secretary of Defense announced that the title of Doofus-in-Chief would be reserved for the President, and that armed forces DINCs would shorten their title to "doofus.""

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