boneration

noun. A boner--perhaps a boner of Biblical proportions.

Real citation: "It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a woman's separation; this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation."
(Eric Cartman quoting his favorite psalm in "Do the Handicapped Go to Hell?" July 19, 2000, South Park).

Made-up citation: "What in the tarnation? You want to put your Serbo-Croatian boneration in my Appalachian vegetation?"