noun. A way of life or state of being characterized by equal amounts of batshit aggression and doofus-ish goofiness.
Real citation: “A mysterious pall of aggro-goofitude settled over Arcata, its first symptom being the woman who stopped her truck in the middle of Spartan Lane.”
(Kevin L. Hoover, “Arcata Police Log—May 3, 2004,” The Arcata Eye,
Made-up citation: “The President’s aggro-goofitude is not entirely presidential.”