noun. A terrible majiggy! Please, let's not dwell on it.
Real citation: "@mokpow i think i'll watch with a pitchfork and a tv-destroying-thingy-majiggy weapon next week. :)"
(March 20, 2010, Angela Gabrielle, Twitter, http://twitter.com/forte_alice/status/14352186897)
Made-up citation: "The only thing worse than a tv-destroying-thingy-majiggy would be a beer-destroying-thingy-majiggy. Don't get any ideas, science!"