adj. A lovely period in a monster's life that is mostly free of torch-wielding villagers.
Real citation: "@chicotherobot me too!! pre-monster-ization"
(May 21, 2010, Katie Johnson, Twitter, http://twitter.com/BonesAches/status/14430501978)
Made-up citation: "I miss my pre-monster-ization phase... Some days, I just don't feel like killing everything I see, you know?"