noun. I'm so smooth, I don't need to define this word. Also, I'm drunk.
Real citation: "I heard the sys reqs really aren't that steep. It just appears that way because of smooth-ification-itude (can't remember technical word for it)."
(March 4, 2010, Nuklear Power Forums, http://forum.nuklearpower.com/archive/index.php/t-13444.html)
Made-up citation: "I never studied smooth-ification-itude in college... Too many seminars on the Klingon haiku poets and great Russian Connect Four masters..."