Monday, May 03, 2010


adj. A brutal surgery that leaves so many scrunchies without a job--or hope.

Real citation: "Miss 7: "Daddy the scitech putty bounced into my hair." Had to perform emergency ponytail-ectomy. #deadmanwhenwifegetshome"
(April 15, 2010,
Daniel Simpson, Twitter,

Made-up citation: "I remember my ponytail-ectomy... It was a tough day. Almost as tough as the day I gave my balls a Canadian--the Brazilian's frigid cousin."

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