noun. Come on, do I have to do everything for you people?
Real citation: "How come the #Halliburton Gulf Oil-geddon doesn't have a cool name, like Gulf Oil-gedden, or Oil-gate, or Halliburtonoilpocolypse?"
(May 12, 2010, Twitter, http://twitter.com/frank1569/status/13877939686)
Made-up citation: "I wish Halliburtonoilpocalypse had more of a ring to it... I could use a name for my unborn child."